Rapture day baby. Bring it on!

This could be my last post (or maybe the penultimate one since I could have lunch out and write about it) since it could be my last day in this wretched world too. God is coming to save his folk. I am trying to hop onto the bandwagon before its too late. I said my prayers this morning.I didn't swear, I swear.My friends in Asia, Australia and New Zealand survived this time. Don't rest too easy my friends. You never know if God knows about the timezones (I mean its one world, why would he think about timezones?) or is focused on the West alone this time and gets back to you at a later time. There is only so much destruction that can be unleashed at a particular time.I brushed my teeth, just so when they discover the remains of my skull, I don't want them claiming that the 21st century humans had bad dental hygiene on my count.I have paid all my credit card bills (just in case the bill collector holds it against me in the Gateway to Heaven). I have been nice to my wife and son all morning and will be so for the rest of the day lest that be held against me. And for the record, we are married, so we are'nt defaulting to Hell not just having a good time.For the rest of the day, I promise to listen to the "good stuff" on radio.If anyone out there thinks I was unfair to them, give me a shout out. I will duly apologize. I cant walk your dog but I can take good care of your money, if I were to survive the bloodbath and you weren't. Why do you think I am not swearing today?I didnt get the twins, nor my Princess Leia. Or atleast I wont talk about it, not yet. (He knows about it and is waiting, I know).Finally, if it all ends today, I'll be happy to take the fact that Rajinikanth is still alive to my grave.PS: If we do survive this year, don't get too excited. 2012 is coming!